Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Whatever Happened to Jean-Claude Van Damme?

Seriously.
Does anyone know?
Maybe he's back home in Belgium,
speaking at a podium in confident French
to crowds of voters, concerned about the economy.
Jean-Claude is wearing a black suit
with a red tie. His face is
old and melancholy, but with
eyes of determination.
He will win.
He is sure.
He always has, and after all,
Bloodsport and Street Fighter weren't much worse than
Eraser or True Lies,
were they?

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